If computer languages were car..

* C is a racing car that goes incredibly fast but breaks down every fifty miles.

* C++ is a souped-up racing car with dozens of extra features that only breaks down every 250 miles, but when it does, nobody can figure out what went wrong.

* Java is a family station wagon. It's easy to drive, it's not too fast, and you can't hurt yourself.

* C# is a competing model of family station wagons. Once you use this, you're never allowed to use the competitors' products again.

* Lisp looks like a car, but with enough tweaking you can turn it into a pretty effective airplane or submarine.

* Perl is supposed to be a pretty cool car, but the driver's manual is incomprehensible. Also, even if you can figure out how to drive a perl car, you won't be able to drive anyone else's.

* Python is a great beginner's car; you can drive it without a license. Unless you want to drive really fast or on really treacherous terrain, you may never need another car.

* Ruby is a car that was formed when the Perl, Python and Smalltalk cars were involved in a three-way collision. A Japanese mechanic found the pieces and put together a car which many people think was better than the sum of the parts.

* Fortran is a pretty primitive car; it'll go very quickly as long as you are only going along roads that are perfectly straight. It is believed that learning to drive a Fortran car makes it impossible to learn to drive any other model.

* Cobol is reputed to be a car, but no self-respecting driver will ever admit having driven one.

* Assembly Language is a bare engine; you have to build the car yourself and manually supply it with gas while it's running, but if you're careful it can go like a bat out of hell.

Understanding Computer Technology

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Conversation between two Mauritian friends

Conversation between two Mauritian friends who have just migrated to Australia


Zozefine : Alo my dear! W hat manner? Are you well?
Marzorie: Like this like that.
Zozefine : Where are you going on your thirty-one like that, hair in the wind? Did you sell your pig?
Marzorie: I tell you a secret. I am going frequenting. I told mama I am going magazines.
Zozefine : Enough! since when do you have a pointer.
Marzorie: Since last week but rest quiet. We are joining in hide. You know how those long tongues like to make commentaries.
Zozefine : Extra that! Don't talk! Where does he rest?
Marzorie: He rests behind the bazaar after the round point in a flat with two chambers on the second stage.
Zozefine: Where did you join him?
Marzorie: I joined him at a mauritian ball. He lifted me to dance a slow. He made sweet eyes at me and I made a colinos smile at him. He traces very well. When he dances the Sega he breaks, breaks his kidneys and does small steps, small steps. He wore an elephant leg costume which
has returned in the mode with varnished shoes. He invited me at his table and offered me fried bread with apple of love chutney and asked me if I wanted a little strong. We drank a health and then we went outside to pull a dam. Since then we have been seeing our comrade underneath,
underneath.
Zozefine : How does he call?
Marzorie: He calls Zerard Beautiful heart.
Zozefine: A beautiful boy?
Marzorie: Yes, he resembles a little bit like Sacha Distel.
Zozefine: I can see he is tiring your head.
Marzorie: I husband like him!
Zozefine: Business is good, serious serious. Is marriage behind the door?
Marzorie: I am not pressed. I have to look well. Attention after marriage he pulls his long tail with me.
Zozefine: You have reason don't be pressed. You have to profit life and amuse yourself well before.
Marzorie: My taxi has arrived, my car is in pane. I'm retarded, let me go. We'll join later.
Zozefine: Salam my sister, make compliments to your pointer for me. You have to present me one day.


THE CREOLE VERSION
Zozefine : Alo ma chere? Qui maniere? To bien?
Marzorie: Comme ci, Comme ca.
Zozefine : Cote to pe aller lor to trente et un coum ca, cheveux dans le vent? Tone vende to cochon?
Marzorie: Mo dire toi ene secret. Mo pe alle frequenter. Mone dire mama mo pe alle magasins.
Zozefine : Assez! Depuis quand to ena ene pointer?
Marzorie: Depuis la semaine derniere mais reste tranquille. Nous pe zoindre en cachette. To coner couma ca ban longue la langue la content faire commentaire.
Zozefine : Extra ca? N'a pas causer! Cote li rester?
Marzorie: Li reste derriere bazar apres rond point dans ene flat avec deux la chambre lor deuxieme l'etaze.
Zozefine : Cote tone zoindre li?
Marzorie: Mone zoindre li dans ene bal mauricien. Li ti leve moi pou danse ene slow. Line faire lizie doux are moi et mo fine faire ene sourire colinos are li. Quand li danse sega li casse casse so le rein ek faire ti pas ti pas. Li ti mette ene costume patte d'elephant qui fine retourne la mode avec ene soulier verni. Line invite moi lor so la table et li fine offert moi di pain frire avec chatini pomme d'amour et li fine demande moi si mo ouler ene fort. Noune boire ene la sante ensuite nous fine alle dehors pou risse ene dam. Depuis ca nous pe trouve nou camarade en bas, en bas.
Zozefine : Couma li appeler?
Marzorie: Li appelle Zerard Jolicoeur.
Zozefine : Ene zoli garcon?
Marzorie: Oui, li ressembler un peu couma Sasa Distel.
Zozefine : Mo trouver li pe fatigue to la tete.
Marzorie: Mo mari content li!
Zozefine : Zaffaire bon serieux, serieux. Mariaze dans coin la porte?
Marzorie: Mo pas presser. Mo bizin bien guetter. Attention apres mariaze li tire so longue la queue are moi.
Zozefine : To ena raison, n'a pas presser. To bizin profite la vie, amuser bien avant.
Marzorie: Mo taxi fine arriver, mo l'auto en pane. Mo en retard, laisse mo aller. Mo zoindre toi plus tard.
Zozefine : Salam mo soeur, faire compliments to pointer pou moi. To bizin presente moi ene zour.


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Don't like to go to School....

MOM : "Wake up, son. It's time to go to school."

SON : "But why, Mama? I don't want to go to school."

MOM : "Give me two reasons why you don't want to go to school."

SON : " One, all the children hate me.

Two, all the teachers hate me."

MOM : "Oh! that's not a reason. Come on, you have to go to school."

SON : "Give me two good reasons WHY I *should* go to school?"

MOM : One, you are FIFTY-TWO years old and should understand your responsibilities.

Two, you are the PRINCIPAL of the school.

Poor Chap!!!!

A very attractive woman goes up to the bar in a quiet rural pub. She gestures alluringly to the bartender, who comes over immediately. When he arrives, she seductively signals that he should bring his face closer to hers.

When he does so, she begins to gently caress his full beard...

"Are you the manager?" she asks, softly stroking his face with both hands.

"Actually, no" the man replies.

"Can you get him for me?" she asks.

"I need to speak to him," she says, running her hands beyond his beard and into his hair.

"I'm afraid I can't", breathes the bartender. "Is there anything I can do?"

"Yes, there is. I need you to give him a message"...

She continues huskily, popping a couple of fingers into his mouth and allowing him to suck them gently.

"What should I tell him?" the bartender manages to say.

"Tell him", she whispers, "There is no toilet paper or hand soap in the ladies toilet".

Using two emails on Msn Messenger

Well, well, well this is truly possible. You can use 2 emails on the same msn messenger and even personal mails also can be used(i.e non hotmail). This is a good thing as you can use one mail for personal use and the other for work. Its very simple.

Things to do:

1. Go to https://accountservices.passport.net/ppnetworkhome.srf

2. Then follow the link Sign Up in the left menu

3. In the next window choose:
Yes, use my e-mail address

4.Complete the form entering the email address you want to use

5. The password entered is not necessarily the one used to log in the email account. You can use a different one if u wish. This password will be used to log in the Msn Messenger.

6. That’s it!!!! Now you can use this email in Msn Messenger.

7. For using 2 or more emails on Msn Messenger, just download this program:
MsgPlusLive : http://www.msgpluslive.net/

This program is an extension of Msn Messenger which add some more capabilities to it, like using several instances of the program at once. So u can open two instances of msn messenger and use it without any problem.... Enjoy......