Thursday, September 13, 2007

Girlfriend 5.0 to Wife 1.0

Dear Tech Support Team:

Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 5.0 to Wife 1.0.
I soon noticed that the new program, Wife 1.0 installed itself into all other programs and now monitors all other system activities.
Applications such as BachelorNights 10.3, Cricket 5.0, BeerWithBuddies 7.5, and Outings 3.6 no longer runs, crashing the system whenever selected. I can't seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while attempting to run my favorite applications.

I'm thinking about going back to Girlfriend 5.0 , but the 'uninstall' doesn't work on Wife 1.0.

Please help!

Thanks,
"A Troubled User"

REPLY:

Dear Troubled User:

This is a very common problem that people complain about.
Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 5.0 to Wife 1.0 , thinking that it is just a Utilities and Entertainment program.
Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM and is designed by its Creator to run EVERYTHING!!!
It is also impossible to delete Wife 1.0 and to return to Girlfriend 5.0.
It is impossible to uninstall, or purge the program files from the system once installed.
You cannot go back to Girlfriend 5.0 because Wife 1.0 is designed not to allow this.
I recommend that you keep Wife1.0 and work on improving the environment.
I suggest installing the background application "Yes Dear" to alleviate software augmentation.
The best course of action is to enter the command C:\APOLOGIZE because ultimately you will have to give the APOLOGIZE command before
the system will return to normal anyway.
Wife 1.0 is a great program, but it tends to be very high maintenance. Wife 1.0 comes with several support programs, such as Clean 2.5, Sweep 3.0, Cook 1.5 and DoLaundry 4.2. However, be very careful how you use these programs. Improper use will cause the system to launch the program NagNag 9.5 . Once this happens, the only way to improve the performance of Wife 1.0 is to purchase additional software. I recommend Sarees 2.1 and Jewellery 5.0




STATUTORY WARNING : DO NOT, under any circumstances, install SecretaryWithShortSkirt 3.3. This application is not supported by Wife 1.0 and will cause irreversible damage to the operating system.



Best of luck,
Tech Support ...

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8 comments:

Anonymous said...

hahaha! nice one :P
mo pu pense 2 fois avan fer sa upgrade la.. not for so soon anyway.

Anonymous said...

jalog la payer la caisse...i think dan ban circumstances, secretary3.3 is damn useful is wife1.0 does not fulfill all the functions of a good program:D

Anonymous said...

y upgrade??

just create another thread wife 1.0 and try to synchronise between gf 5.0 and wife 1.0 assuming we don't get a deadlock :)

Unknown said...

vicks so suggestion la bon mais ena risk mutual exclusion ek starvation :)

Big problem sa...Bizin attend wife 1.0 upgrade to wife 2.0 lerla capav gagne ban patch r li. Clean 2.5, Sweep 3.0, etc capav pa servi...

Unknown said...

Mo truver 1 2 piti ti p suivre class parallel ek Os planche hein!!!! Zot p coz thread, sync, deadlock too.... Hmmm

Anonymous said...

There's another Utility called ZenfanLekol 13.18 which is very useful in these circumstances.

Its the best solution and the maintenance cost is relatively low, and you can switchbetween several programs!

preetesh said...

Lol...nice 1!! Pli simple rest single...:) kuman mw..:p

Anonymous said...

mopu geter comien temp preetesh pu res single!!
e si zot wife fer sa???????????