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Salesforce - Data Loader Date Format

2011-10-06T20:07:00.000+04:00

When loading data via Apex Data Loader, we sometimes find errors due to wrong date formats or the data is uploaded but the date is not the one expected.

Date format for salesforce : yyyy-mm-ddThh:mm:ss.ssZ

Applying the date format in Excel.

Step 1: Select dates in the excel and righclick and choose "Format Cells..."

Step 2: In the Number Tab, choose 'Custom'

Step 3: Paste the Date Format "yyyy-mm-ddThh:mm:ss.ssZ"

Step 4: Click Ok. Format of date changes

Prezioso & Marvin - The riddle

2011-01-08T19:49:00.001+04:00

The Art of Making a Baby

2011-01-05T15:45:00.000+04:00

Making a baby. This is hilarious!

There is not one dirty word in it, and it is funny.

The Smiths were unable to conceive children and decided to use a surrogate father to start their family. On the day the proxy father was to arrive, Mr. Smith kissed his wife goodbye and said, 'Well, I'm off now. The man should be here soon.'

Half an hour later, just by chance, a door-to-door baby photographer happened to ring the doorbell, hoping to make a sale. 'Good morning, Ma'am', he said, 'I've come to...'

'Oh, no need to explain,' Mrs. Smith cut in, embarrassed, 'I've been expecting you.'

'Have you really?' said the photographer. 'Well, that's good. Did you know babies are my specialty?'

'Well that's what my husband and I had hoped. Please come in and have a seat'.

After a moment she asked, blushing, 'Well, where do we start?'

'Leave everything to me. I usually try two in the bathtub, one on the couch, and perhaps a couple on the bed. And sometimes the living room floor is fun. You can really spread out there.'

'Bathtub, living room floor? No wonder it didn't work out for Harry and me!'

'Well, Ma'am, none of us can guarantee a good one every time. But if we try several different positions and I shoot from six or seven angles, I'm sure you'll be pleased with the results.'

'My, that's a lot!', gasped Mrs. Smith.

'Ma'am, in my line of work a man has to take his time. I'd love to be In and out in five minutes, but I'm sure you'd be disappointed with that.'

'Don't I know it,' said Mrs. Smith quietly.

The photographer opened his briefcase and pulled out a portfolio of his baby pictures. 'This was done on the top of a bus,' he said.

'Oh, my word!' Mrs. Smith exclaimed, grasping at her throat.

'And these twins turned out exceptionally well - when you consider their mother was so difficult to work with.'

'She was difficult?' asked Mrs. Smith.

'Yes, I'm afraid so. I finally had to take her to the park to get the job done right. People were crowding around four and five deep to get a good look'

'Four and five deep?' said Mrs. Smith, her eyes wide with amazement.

'Yes', the photographer replied. 'And for more than three hours, too. The mother was constantly squealing and yelling - I could hardly concentrate, and when darkness approached I had to rush my shots. Finally, when the squirrels began nibbling on my equipment, I just had to pack it all in.'

Mrs. Smith leaned forward. 'Do you mean they actually chewed on your, uh...equipment?'

'It's true, Ma'am, yes.. Well, if you're ready, I'll set-up my tripod and we can get to work right away.'

'Tripod?'

'Oh yes, Ma'am. I need to use a tripod to rest my Canon on. It's much too big to be held in the hand very long.'

Mrs. Smith fainted

If computer languages were car..

2008-10-11T22:21:00.001+04:00

* C is a racing car that goes incredibly fast but breaks down every fifty miles.

* C++ is a souped-up racing car with dozens of extra features that only breaks down every 250 miles, but when it does, nobody can figure out what went wrong.

* Java is a family station wagon. It's easy to drive, it's not too fast, and you can't hurt yourself.

* C# is a competing model of family station wagons. Once you use this, you're never allowed to use the competitors' products again.

* Lisp looks like a car, but with enough tweaking you can turn it into a pretty effective airplane or submarine.

* Perl is supposed to be a pretty cool car, but the driver's manual is incomprehensible. Also, even if you can figure out how to drive a perl car, you won't be able to drive anyone else's.

* Python is a great beginner's car; you can drive it without a license. Unless you want to drive really fast or on really treacherous terrain, you may never need another car.

* Ruby is a car that was formed when the Perl, Python and Smalltalk cars were involved in a three-way collision. A Japanese mechanic found the pieces and put together a car which many people think was better than the sum of the parts.

* Fortran is a pretty primitive car; it'll go very quickly as long as you are only going along roads that are perfectly straight. It is believed that learning to drive a Fortran car makes it impossible to learn to drive any other model.

* Cobol is reputed to be a car, but no self-respecting driver will ever admit having driven one.

* Assembly Language is a bare engine; you have to build the car yourself and manually supply it with gas while it's running, but if you're careful it can go like a bat out of hell.

Understanding Computer Technology

2008-07-26T11:57:00.002+04:00

What do you think of this picture ? Leave your interesting comments...LOL

Conversation between two Mauritian friends

2008-07-22T22:16:00.009+04:00

Conversation between two Mauritian friends who have just migrated to Australia

Zozefine : Alo my dear! W hat manner? Are you well?
Marzorie: Like this like that.
Zozefine : Where are you going on your thirty-one like that, hair in the wind? Did you sell your pig?
Marzorie: I tell you a secret. I am going frequenting. I told mama I am going magazines.
Zozefine : Enough! since when do you have a pointer.
Marzorie: Since last week but rest quiet. We are joining in hide. You know how those long tongues like to make commentaries.
Zozefine : Extra that! Don't talk! Where does he rest?
Marzorie: He rests behind the bazaar after the round point in a flat with two chambers on the second stage.
Zozefine: Where did you join him?
Marzorie: I joined him at a mauritian ball. He lifted me to dance a slow. He made sweet eyes at me and I made a colinos smile at him. He traces very well. When he dances the Sega he breaks, breaks his kidneys and does small steps, small steps. He wore an elephant leg costume which
has returned in the mode with varnished shoes. He invited me at his table and offered me fried bread with apple of love chutney and asked me if I wanted a little strong. We drank a health and then we went outside to pull a dam. Since then we have been seeing our comrade underneath,
underneath.
Zozefine : How does he call?
Marzorie: He calls Zerard Beautiful heart.
Zozefine: A beautiful boy?
Marzorie: Yes, he resembles a little bit like Sacha Distel.
Zozefine: I can see he is tiring your head.
Marzorie: I husband like him!
Zozefine: Business is good, serious serious. Is marriage behind the door?
Marzorie: I am not pressed. I have to look well. Attention after marriage he pulls his long tail with me.
Zozefine: You have reason don't be pressed. You have to profit life and amuse yourself well before.
Marzorie: My taxi has arrived, my car is in pane. I'm retarded, let me go. We'll join later.
Zozefine: Salam my sister, make compliments to your pointer for me. You have to present me one day.

THE CREOLE VERSION
Zozefine : Alo ma chere? Qui maniere? To bien?
Marzorie: Comme ci, Comme ca.
Zozefine : Cote to pe aller lor to trente et un coum ca, cheveux dans le vent? Tone vende to cochon?
Marzorie: Mo dire toi ene secret. Mo pe alle frequenter. Mone dire mama mo pe alle magasins.
Zozefine : Assez! Depuis quand to ena ene pointer?
Marzorie: Depuis la semaine derniere mais reste tranquille. Nous pe zoindre en cachette. To coner couma ca ban longue la langue la content faire commentaire.
Zozefine : Extra ca? N'a pas causer! Cote li rester?
Marzorie: Li reste derriere bazar apres rond point dans ene flat avec deux la chambre lor deuxieme l'etaze.
Zozefine : Cote tone zoindre li?
Marzorie: Mone zoindre li dans ene bal mauricien. Li ti leve moi pou danse ene slow. Line faire lizie doux are moi et mo fine faire ene sourire colinos are li. Quand li danse sega li casse casse so le rein ek faire ti pas ti pas. Li ti mette ene costume patte d'elephant qui fine retourne la mode avec ene soulier verni. Line invite moi lor so la table et li fine offert moi di pain frire avec chatini pomme d'amour et li fine demande moi si mo ouler ene fort. Noune boire ene la sante ensuite nous fine alle dehors pou risse ene dam. Depuis ca nous pe trouve nou camarade en bas, en bas.
Zozefine : Couma li appeler?
Marzorie: Li appelle Zerard Jolicoeur.
Zozefine : Ene zoli garcon?
Marzorie: Oui, li ressembler un peu couma Sasa Distel.
Zozefine : Mo trouver li pe fatigue to la tete.
Marzorie: Mo mari content li!
Zozefine : Zaffaire bon serieux, serieux. Mariaze dans coin la porte?
Marzorie: Mo pas presser. Mo bizin bien guetter. Attention apres mariaze li tire so longue la queue are moi.
Zozefine : To ena raison, n'a pas presser. To bizin profite la vie, amuser bien avant.
Marzorie: Mo taxi fine arriver, mo l'auto en pane. Mo en retard, laisse mo aller. Mo zoindre toi plus tard.
Zozefine : Salam mo soeur, faire compliments to pointer pou moi. To bizin presente moi ene zour.

Leave your comments after reading this husband good joke???

Don't like to go to School....

2008-04-15T21:04:00.010+04:00

MOM : "Wake up, son. It's time to go to school."

SON : "But why, Mama? I don't want to go to school."

MOM : "Give me two reasons why you don't want to go to school."

SON : " One, all the children hate me.

Two, all the teachers hate me."

MOM : "Oh! that's not a reason. Come on, you have to go to school."

SON : "Give me two good reasons WHY I *should* go to school?"

MOM : One, you are FIFTY-TWO years old and should understand your responsibilities.

Two, you are the PRINCIPAL of the school.

Poor Chap!!!!

2008-03-31T21:56:00.002+04:00

A very attractive woman goes up to the bar in a quiet rural pub. She gestures alluringly to the bartender, who comes over immediately. When he arrives, she seductively signals that he should bring his face closer to hers.

When he does so, she begins to gently caress his full beard...

"Are you the manager?" she asks, softly stroking his face with both hands.

"Actually, no" the man replies.

"Can you get him for me?" she asks.

"I need to speak to him," she says, running her hands beyond his beard and into his hair.

"I'm afraid I can't", breathes the bartender. "Is there anything I can do?"

"Yes, there is. I need you to give him a message"...

She continues huskily, popping a couple of fingers into his mouth and allowing him to suck them gently.

"What should I tell him?" the bartender manages to say.

"Tell him", she whispers, "There is no toilet paper or hand soap in the ladies toilet".

Using two emails on Msn Messenger

2008-03-06T19:52:00.006+04:00

Well, well, well this is truly possible. You can use 2 emails on the same msn messenger and even personal mails also can be used(i.e non hotmail). This is a good thing as you can use one mail for personal use and the other for work. Its very simple.

Things to do:

1. Go to https://accountservices.passport.net/ppnetworkhome.srf

2. Then follow the link Sign Up in the left menu

3. In the next window choose:
Yes, use my e-mail address

4.Complete the form entering the email address you want to use

5. The password entered is not necessarily the one used to log in the email account. You can use a different one if u wish. This password will be used to log in the Msn Messenger.

6. That’s it!!!! Now you can use this email in Msn Messenger.

7. For using 2 or more emails on Msn Messenger, just download this program:
MsgPlusLive : http://www.msgpluslive.net/

This program is an extension of Msn Messenger which add some more capabilities to it, like using several instances of the program at once. So u can open two instances of msn messenger and use it without any problem.... Enjoy......

Casela ~ Safari

2007-12-25T12:19:00.000+04:00

Here are some pictures of our trip to casela. We had a lot of fun. Do leave your comments to say how was the trip.

Follow the link below to view the complete collection of photos:

SAFARI PICTURES.... View at your own risk ! ! !

Sunday ShowDown

2007-12-15T20:09:00.000+04:00

The well awaited time is just behind the door. Liverpool will entertain Manchester United tomorrow afternoon at Anfield. All supporters around the world is eager to watch this clash of Titans.

What do you think about this match?

For me this match will be a tight affair, with both teams relying on counter attacks. But i think Liverpool will win.

What players you think will be influential for both teams?

Fernando Torres - Beware Manu stop him or face the consequences
Christiano Ronaldo - The main threat of Manu with his amazing runs

What score you predict?

Liverpool win 2-1 (Torres surely)

Well thats only my opinion ....... Tell me yours ? Waiting for your comments...

FM 2008 Wonderkids

2007-12-10T21:02:00.000+04:00

Well i just started playing FM 2008 and has recently downloaded the patch and updated the game. I searched for some wonderkids and got some screenshots ... Just have a look.... All of them are from my first season....

Marcelo

Gerard Pique

Kevin Prince Boateng

Lucas Leiva

Ismael Aissati

Fabregas

Michael Johnson

Lennon

Denilson

Aguero

Anderson

Bojan

Lets us know if you identify some more wonderkids .... Do leave your comments on these wonderkids... Happy playing time....

A chart that speaks all itself ! ! ! ! ! !

2007-11-28T23:01:00.000+04:00

Well what do you think about this fact sheet... Is it correct, a bit too much , or something missing...

Does anyone dare to write something like that about men ?????

Embarrassing Defeat ~ England Out of Euro 2008 ~ Bitter Truth

2007-11-22T20:35:00.000+04:00

What a pity to see one of the major footballing nation in Europe and the World to sit at home and watch Euro 2008 instead of playing it.The last match of England against Croatia was a gift offered to them by the Isreal team who beat Russia to hand England their destiny in their own hands instead of seeing Russia clinching their qualification before the last match to be played. England team did not take full advanatage of this golden opportunity and in fact spurned it before its thousands loyal fans. The night started badly for England players in the rain of Wembley. Till now England had not conceded goals in their home soil for a quite long time but this lasted for a mere nine minutes when Niko Kranjar shot found the net breaking many hearts in its way and bringing England players down to earth. Against the run of play Olic added a second stunning everyone and leaving England rueing their missed chances.

There is nothing good to say about England's first half performance. Second half, David Beckam and Defoe came on in place of inefficient Barry and SW, Phillips. A penalty converted by Lampard gave Englance chances a lifeline and when Beckham crossed from the right wing is well controlled by Crouch and coolly finished in the bottom corner, England fans went in rapture thinking of Euro ahead. But then two croatian substitudes combined well to give Croatia a 2-3 lead from a strike by Petric outside the area leaving Carson helpless once again and forcing the Home fans to become silent and hope for a miracle, which eventually did not come......

Here is the rating I obtained from the site 4thegame.com...

How the England players fared against Croatia...

Scott Carson
Redeemed himself partially with a save that hit him smack in the face but will forever be remembered for the ghastly mistake that handed Croatia an early lead. Alas, Carson hadn't even handled the ball when the Croats scored their second.

Will probably never play for his country again. England's problems don't end with their goalkeepers but they certainly start there.
Rating (out of ten): Four.

Micah Richards
Caught upfield for the Croats second goal having granted Krancjar an unhindered shot on goal six minutes earlier. Rash and raw, he ran around like a headless chicken at times and failed to make a meaningful contribution as a result.
Rating: Five.

Sol Campbell
It may be harsh to single out Campbell but he is the personification of everything that is wrong with English football. Sol is a superb defender and a committed professional but his regular inability to pass a ball accurately over ten yards is as appalling as it is damning.
Rating: Five.

Joleon Lescott
Reasonably solid. The Everton defender was far from being England's worst player although the likelihood remains that he is short of international class. Then again, that's the least of England's worries now.
Rating: Four.

Wayne Bridge
Errors too many to record on a single sheet of A4. An ordinary player who would not stand out in the Championship.

His international retirement would be a welcome fillip from an otherwise dispiriting evening.
Rating: Two.

Gareth Barry
Failed to exert himself, wasted every set-piece he was allowed to take and was replaced at half-time.
Rating: Four

Frank Lampard
The decision to hand Lampard the man-of-the-match award was the only good laugh all evening. Until his penalty conversion it was possible to believe that Lampard was either not on the pitch or unaware that a match was being played.

It is simply unfathomable that such a brilliant player at club level shrinks so radically when on international duty. Combines time and time again with Didier Drogba for Chelski yet seemed unwilling to support Peter Crouch and too many decent flick-ons thus went to waste. Indefensible.
Rating: Three

Steven Gerrard
The best that can be said of Gerrard is that, unlike Lampard, he attempted to exert himself.

Succumbed to the Hollywood role in the second-half, attempting to hit 50-yard eye-of-the-needle passes on an evening when simplicity was essential. Until England realise that possession is nine-tenths of international level they will forever remain second-rate. The contrast with the display of Luka Modric was telling.
Rating: Three

Shaun-Wright Phillips
A ghastly attempt to play Ivica Olic offside backfired spectacularly and then, moments later, spurned a great opportunity to score by taking an unnecessary additional touch. No wonder even his father admitted he shouldn't have played.

Failed to make an impact thereafter and was replaced at half-time. Another player who is bereft of international quality.
Rating: Four

Joe Cole
A typical Cole performance: the odd glimpse of class negated by poor decision-making and a tendency to hit the ground faster than a bomb dropped from Mars.
Rating: Four.

Peter Crouch
The only England player to emerge in credit. Excellent at holding the ball up, while his intelligent flicks-on were wasted on his team-mates. Cracking goal defied barbs that he only scores against minnows, but that will be forgotten tomorrow.
Rating: Eight.
Substitutes:
David Beckham
Cross to Crouch was one of the few moments of class produced by the entire England team. Sadly for Beckham, England's elimination is bound to mean that he will never reach the 100-cap milestone.
Jermain Defoe
Brought on to remind everyone that McClaren had few other options.

Darren Bent
Introduced when it was already too late.

How do you rate the English team and who you think will be a good option for replacing McClaren?
Speak out your emotions....

Mauritian English - Take a chill pill ! ! !

2007-09-29T12:17:00.000+04:00

Relax and have fun reading this!

Warning - Not to be read if you do not understand CREOLE

Conversation of 2 Mauritian youngsters - Picpac and Ticolo

Ready, sit back and relax... This is going to be husband comic
Picpac: Allo qui maniere, Ticolo? Tou correk?
Ticolo: My English professor has asked me to speak English only; Let us speak English. This will improve my English knowledge.
Picpac: OK, what are you called?
Ticolo: Ticolo; and you?
Picpac: Picpac.
Ticolo: Where do you rest?
Picpac: At Four Coconut. And you?
Ticolo: At Red Earth near a halfbig shop.
Picpac: It is husband hot in this stadium.
Ticolo: You have reason. I am transpirating! How are you doing at school? Are you breaking the packet?
Picpac: Yes, my father told me if I fail, my saucepan will be hot.
Ticolo: I gain thirsty. Have you,something to drink ?
Picpac: Yes, I have some dead water. Do you want some?
Ticolo: Yes.Thank you. If you gain hungry, I have got fried apple of the earth.
Picpac: No. Thank you. I have bought some dholl rotten with curry big weight.
Ticolo: Are you taking part in the sports?
Picpac: No. I am blessed in the foot.
Ticolo: What have you got?
Picpac: The baby of curry rock fell on it.
Ticolo: Do you hurt much?
Picpac: Of course! I saw lightnings.
(Suddenly there was a commotion in the centre of the field and many pupils had assembled)
Ticolo: Stay here. I am going to see what arrived
(A few minutes later,he returns and announces)
Ticolo: A boy fell down without knowledge. The professor says it is because of the sun. He is called zoreille. Do you know him?
Picpac: Yes, but he is not my army. He is a coconut eater. It is not easy with him.
Ticolo: Look at the small boy. He wants to run with a big. He will not be capable.
Picpac: I know him. He runs quickly. Small knife cut big pumpkin. His sister is a beautiful thirty-five. I am trying to put her in a circle, but I have no money. I am waiting for my condemned box to fill. Now my hand is under rock.
Ticolo: We must marry picker. I give you money.
Picpac: Don't tell her brother. If he knows, he will untie our race. He is a small chilli.
Ticolo: Are you to rest here a longtime?
Picpac: No. If I felt an occasion, I am going to break the pause at Rose-Hill.
(He stood up and inadvertently crushed his friend's foot).

Ticolo: Eh, you monkey, you are blessing me again. You cannot make attention.

Picpac: Sorry, my black.

(Unfortunately, the conversation ended there....)

Leave you comments.... Husband top....

Girlfriend 5.0 to Wife 1.0

2007-09-13T18:52:00.000+04:00

Dear Tech Support Team:

Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 5.0 to Wife 1.0.
I soon noticed that the new program, Wife 1.0 installed itself into all other programs and now monitors all other system activities.
Applications such as BachelorNights 10.3, Cricket 5.0, BeerWithBuddies 7.5, and Outings 3.6 no longer runs, crashing the system whenever selected. I can't seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while attempting to run my favorite applications.

I'm thinking about going back to Girlfriend 5.0 , but the 'uninstall' doesn't work on Wife 1.0.

Please help!

Thanks,
"A Troubled User"

REPLY:

Dear Troubled User:

This is a very common problem that people complain about.
Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 5.0 to Wife 1.0 , thinking that it is just a Utilities and Entertainment program.
Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM and is designed by its Creator to run EVERYTHING!!!
It is also impossible to delete Wife 1.0 and to return to Girlfriend 5.0.
It is impossible to uninstall, or purge the program files from the system once installed.
You cannot go back to Girlfriend 5.0 because Wife 1.0 is designed not to allow this.
I recommend that you keep Wife1.0 and work on improving the environment.
I suggest installing the background application "Yes Dear" to alleviate software augmentation.
The best course of action is to enter the command C:\APOLOGIZE because ultimately you will have to give the APOLOGIZE command before
the system will return to normal anyway.
Wife 1.0 is a great program, but it tends to be very high maintenance. Wife 1.0 comes with several support programs, such as Clean 2.5, Sweep 3.0, Cook 1.5 and DoLaundry 4.2. However, be very careful how you use these programs. Improper use will cause the system to launch the program NagNag 9.5 . Once this happens, the only way to improve the performance of Wife 1.0 is to purchase additional software. I recommend Sarees 2.1 and Jewellery 5.0

STATUTORY WARNING : DO NOT, under any circumstances, install SecretaryWithShortSkirt 3.3. This application is not supported by Wife 1.0 and will cause irreversible damage to the operating system.

Best of luck,
Tech Support ...

Don't forget to leave your comments about this joke.... Enjoy!!!!

UnderSea Walk at Belle Mare

2007-09-04T19:59:00.000+04:00

Well well well.... we had a lot of fun this weekend. All our friends(Avi(me), Jo, Raf, Seewoo, Raspa, Ooj, Ooj so couz) went to belle mare for spending a memorable weekend. It started nicely as we got a big bungalow to spend the night. and also we had a swimming pool together.

Sunday was mind blowing. We did so many activities that we had only dreamt of. Undersea walk was just one them...

I will post some more pictures soon. For the time being enjoy these ones

For more pictures follow the link below, there you will find all the pictures including the para-sailing, lunch as resto & many more....

Some More Pictures from Belle Mare... Enjoy!!!!

Fernando Torres at Liverpoool

2007-07-04T18:58:00.000+04:00

Finally something to cheer about for the Liverpool fans. Liverpool at last clinched the most awaited deal that brings the first world class player in the name of Fernando Torres to Anfield Road. It is said that Liverpool paid a club record fee of £26.5 Million smashing the previous £14 Million for Djibril Cisse. Torres becomes the most expensive Spanish player to be transfered so far.

Things you should know about Torres:
Personal
Name: Fernando José Torres Sanz
Nickname : El Nino (The Kid)
Country: Spain
Date of Birth: 20 Mar 1984
Birthplace: Madrid
Height: 181 cm
Weight: 78.0 kg

Career
Position: Striker
Club: Liverpool (2007), Atletico Madrid (2001-2007)
International appearances: 28
International goals: 9
International debut: 06/09/2003, Spain-Portugal (3-0)
Last international appearance: 27/05/2006, Spain-Russia (0-0)
First international goal: 28/04/2004, Italy-Spain (1-1)
Last international goal: 12/11/2005, Spain-Slovakia (5-1)
European Championships: Appearances: 1 (2004), 3 matches
Under-19 European Championships: Winner (2002)
Under-16 European Championships: Winner (2001)

Season-by-Season Club Career: League Appearances (& Goals)
2002-2003 Athletico Madrid 29(13)
2003-2004 Athletico Madrid 35(19)
2004-2005 Athletico Madrid 38(16)
2005-2006 Athletico Madrid 36(13)
2006-2007 Athletico Madrid 35(14)

I think he is a big talent and will do well for Liverpool. He has a lot to offer to Liverpool and here is a video about what we can all expect from El Nino....

What you think about him? Leave your comments about Torres the new Anfield Sensation.....

Latest Fashion Trends

2007-07-02T20:21:00.000+04:00

Here is the latest fashion trend that we will be experiencing in the coming months!!!! Seems like fashion designers are getting bored just making clothes for just humans, so why not try for DOGS!!!

So keep your eyes open when walking down the roads, you may just bump on one of them.

DSL - Damn Small Linux

2007-07-02T17:04:00.000+04:00

While stumbling some web pages last night i came across this information. I found it interesting and thought about sharing it with you.

What is DSL - Damn Small Linux?????

DSL is a very versatile 50MB mini desktop oriented Linux distribution.
Damn Small is small enough and smart enough to do the following things:

Boot from a business card CD as a live linux distribution (LiveCD)
Boot from a USB pen drive
Boot from within a host operating system (that's right, it can run *inside* Windows)
Run very nicely from an IDE Compact Flash drive via a method we call "frugal install"
Transform into a Debian OS with a traditional hard drive install
Run light enough to power a 486DX with 16MB of Ram
Run fully in RAM with as little as 128MB (you will be amazed at how fast your computer can be!)
Modularly grow -- DSL is highly extendable without the need to customize

DSL was originally developed as an experiment to see how many usable desktop applications can fit inside a 50MB live CD. It was at first just a personal tool/toy. But over time Damn Small Linux grew into a community project with hundreds of development hours put into refinements including a fully automated remote and local application installation system and a very versatile backup and restore system which may be used with any writable media including a hard drive, a floppy drive, or a USB device.

DSL has a nearly complete desktop, and many command line tools. All applications are chosen with the best balance of functionality, size and speed. Damn Small also has the ability to act as an SSH/FTP/HTTPD server right off of a live CD. In our quest to save space and have a fully functional desktop we've made many GUI administration tools which are fast yet still easy to use.

The original website is Damn Small Linux. You can get more information about DSL there. Just follow the link or click here.

OFM - Online Soccer Manager

2007-06-07T21:31:00.000+04:00

Online soccer manager is the most addictive online game i have played since i have been using Internet. I learned about this game last year from my friend and has not left it from then. Its just an amazing game. Once you have played it you want for more.

Since i has started playing, I have managed several teams like Liverpool, Manchester United, Tottenham, West Ham, Bolton & Reading. I have won cups with Liverpool but league only once with Manchester.

Here is an overview of my current League table. I am managing Liverpool for the time being. Its my favorite team.

Lucas Leiva - Reds New capture

2007-05-28T12:04:00.000+04:00

Lucas Leiva a 20-year old Brazilian midfielder will be joining the Reds at the start of next season. He is the captain of the Brazil under-20 side and won the Golden Boot in his country last year. He can play as a holding midfielder but he can also get from box to box. Currently he is playing for Gremio and can help them in their quest of reaching the Copa Libertadores Final. He will be involved in the semi final against Santos.

He is one of the hot prospects in Brazil. A Brazilian wonderkid from Gremio. The current captain of the Brazilian u20 squad. Sounds exciting. It's good to see that Liverpool center midfield is so highly competitive. Stevie, Xabi, Momo and Mascherano. Now, there's one more. Lets the battle begin....

Here is a small video abou what we can expect from this Brazilian Wonderkid...

Lucas Pezzini Compilation
Uploaded by recontragolazo

Athens - The Final Hurdle

2007-05-18T19:40:00.000+04:00

Five days from now, Olympic Stadium of Athens will be witnessing this year biggest and last final of the European season. Liverpool will face AC Milan in what will be a remake of the 2005 final which was held in Istanbul.

So friends i need all your comments and views regarding this final.

Feel free to say anything you think about the final.

Who should win this Final?

Who according to you will mark this final, who would be the night hero or unsung hero?

Which player you would like to see scoring the winning goal?

What score do u predict?

Who's tactical genius will work?

Will the match go on penalties or decided in the 90 minutes?

So we all have five days to think about it , anything coming in your mind and you want to express it, write it here whether its good or bad...

Just waiting your comments football fans from everywhere...

The Dream is Still On - On The Way to ATHENS

2007-05-02T01:28:00.000+04:00

LIVERPOOL

Liverpool beat chealsea in its Fortress Anfield to claim its place for this year Champions League Final to be held in Athens.
A first half goal by Daniel Agger took the match into extra - time and finally to penalties where Liverpool won by 4-1.
Hero of the may must be the Liverpool keeper who saved two penalties(Geremie & Robben) to clinch liverpool Victory.
Zenden, Alonso, Gerrard and Kuyt all scored their penalties.

Daniel's Agger Goal:

LIV-CHE 1-0-Agger
Uploaded by bartas16

Zenden Penalty:

Reina saves Robben Penalty:

Alonso Penalty:

Lampard Penalty:

Gerrard Penalty:

Reina saves Geremie Penalty:

Kuyt winning Penalty:

Liverpool fans will be comfortably watching the second semi final tonight opposing ACMilan and Manchester United.

So who will be at Athens against the FIVE times winner? Have your say...

How to speed up your Symbian Nokia Phone!!!!!!!!

2007-03-05T18:45:00.000+04:00

Yeah guys its true, you can really speed up your nokia phone supporting symbian.
You just to have to do this small trick mentioned below.
I have obtained it from a forum and tried it.

It worked!!!!!!!!! So try it NOW

1. Go to the TO DO application already installed in your mobile and do a NEW TO-DO NOTE

2. Under SUBJECT type Speed make the date remain the same..... and set the PRIORITY High and click done

3. Now go to options and select NEW TO DO NOTE

4. Under SUBJECT type Quokie make the date remain the same..... and set the PRIORITY Low and click done

5. Now first go to the note where you wrote Speed and go to options and click MARK AS DONE

6. Do the same for the second one and thus restart your mobile.........................

Leave your comments if it works ....

Problem v/s Solutions

2007-02-10T22:59:00.000+04:00

Problem	When NASA began the launch of astronauts into space, they found out that the pens wouldn't work at zero gravity (Ink won't flow down to the writing surface).
Solution A	In order to solve this problem, it took them one decade and $12 million. They developed a pen that worked at zero gravity, upside down, underwater, in practically any surface including crystal and in a temperature range from below freezing to over 300 degrees
Solution B	And what did Russians do ?? The Russians used a Pencil !!!

Problem		One of the most memorable case studies on Japanese management was the case of the empty soap box, which happened in one of Japan's biggest cosmetics companies. The company received a complaint that a consumer had bought a soap box that was empty. Immediately the authorities isolated the problem to the assembly line, which transported all the packaged boxes of soap to the delivery department. For some reason, one soap box went through the assembly line empty. Management asked its engineers to solve the problem. Post-haste,
Solution A		The engineers worked hard to devise an X-ray machine with high-resolution monitors manned by two people to watch all the soap boxes that passed through the line to make sure they were not empty. No doubt, they worked hard and they worked fast but they spent whoopee amount to do so
Solution B		But when a rank-and-file employee in a small company was posed with the same problem, he did not get into complications of X-rays, etc but instead came out with another solution. He bought a strong industrial electric fan and pointed it at the assembly line. He switched the fan on, and as each soap box passed the fan, it simply blew the empty boxes out of the line. Moral of the story: " Keep It Short & Simple" !! i.e. always look for simple solutions. Devise the simplest possible solution that solves the problem. So, learn to focus on solutions not on problems

Why Students Fail in Exams !!!!

2007-01-22T20:13:00.000+04:00

It's not the fault of the student if he/she fails,
Because the year has ONLY 365 days.

Typical academic year for a student.

1. Sundays-52,Sundays in a year, which are rest days.
Balance 313 days.

2. Summer holidays-50 where weather is very hot and difficult to study.
Balance 263 days.

3. 8 hours daily sleep-means 122 days.
Balance 141 days.

4. 1 hour for daily playing-(good for health) means 15 days.
Balance 126 days.

5. Two hours daily for food & other delicacies (chew properly & eat)-means 30days.
Balance 96 days.

6. 1 hour for talking (man is a social animal)-means 15 days .
Balance 81 days.

7. Exam days per year at least 35 days.
Balance 46 days.

8. Quarterly, Half yearly and festival holidays)-40 days.
Balance 6 days.

9. For sickness at least 3 days.
Balance 3 days.

10. Movies and functions at least 2 days.
Balance 1 day.

11. That 1 day is your birthday.

HOW can a student pass??"

New Villains of Bollywood !!!!!

2007-01-07T11:34:00.000+04:00

Welcome the new Villains of Bollywood.....
Have your say who will win this title!!!!!

Chir Phaar FC Winning Team

2006-11-11T14:05:00.000+04:00

This was taken when we defeated our opponent 6-0 on our first match. The day must be remembered since it was the Valentines Day and consequently i didn't scored any goal on that day. May be because.... the reason is for you to decide????