Poor Chap!!!!

A very attractive woman goes up to the bar in a quiet rural pub. She gestures alluringly to the bartender, who comes over immediately. When he arrives, she seductively signals that he should bring his face closer to hers.

When he does so, she begins to gently caress his full beard...

"Are you the manager?" she asks, softly stroking his face with both hands.

"Actually, no" the man replies.

"Can you get him for me?" she asks.

"I need to speak to him," she says, running her hands beyond his beard and into his hair.

"I'm afraid I can't", breathes the bartender. "Is there anything I can do?"

"Yes, there is. I need you to give him a message"...

She continues huskily, popping a couple of fingers into his mouth and allowing him to suck them gently.

"What should I tell him?" the bartender manages to say.

"Tell him", she whispers, "There is no toilet paper or hand soap in the ladies toilet".

Using two emails on Msn Messenger

Well, well, well this is truly possible. You can use 2 emails on the same msn messenger and even personal mails also can be used(i.e non hotmail). This is a good thing as you can use one mail for personal use and the other for work. Its very simple.

Things to do:

1. Go to https://accountservices.passport.net/ppnetworkhome.srf

2. Then follow the link Sign Up in the left menu

3. In the next window choose:
Yes, use my e-mail address

4.Complete the form entering the email address you want to use

5. The password entered is not necessarily the one used to log in the email account. You can use a different one if u wish. This password will be used to log in the Msn Messenger.

6. That’s it!!!! Now you can use this email in Msn Messenger.

7. For using 2 or more emails on Msn Messenger, just download this program:
MsgPlusLive : http://www.msgpluslive.net/

This program is an extension of Msn Messenger which add some more capabilities to it, like using several instances of the program at once. So u can open two instances of msn messenger and use it without any problem.... Enjoy......